butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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