whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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