Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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