We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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