Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
soo... how was my night?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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