worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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