Small penises have feelings too.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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