if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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