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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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