Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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