so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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