I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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