dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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