do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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