i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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