Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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