Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Randomize
