they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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