Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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