I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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