i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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