You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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