its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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