A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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