You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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