You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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