I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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