Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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