I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
