I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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