Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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