The maid of honor just puked.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She bit a glass in half.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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