so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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