Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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