Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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