theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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