in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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