We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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