I am puke
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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