Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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