Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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