seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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