Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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