My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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