Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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