last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
