no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize