Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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