These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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