I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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