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(954): View more from Florida

so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop

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(530): View more from California

We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.

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(512): View more from Texas

honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

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(757): View more from Virginia

I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.

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(646): View more from New York

Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.

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