Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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