Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
zippers are such a cool invention
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
