He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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