So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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