Its about making memories worth repressing
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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