I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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