are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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