worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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